Well gee thanks for that.

I'm currently fumming and my throught feels like a porcupine is having a party in it.
Why am I angry?
Because apparently my "funny eating habbits" are still the source of jokes when I'm asking for advice for killing the pain. This is my Facebook status:

Louise Mary Smith anyone know a vegan sore throught remedy so I don't have to break out the honey?
24 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Graeme Wilkinson Have you tried liver and onions?
24 minutes ago · Delete

Patsy Mchugh Why did you think that comment would be funny !!!
18 minutes ago · Delete

Louise Mary Smith Graeme, I'm in serious pain and have been all weekend, I'm not in the mood for stupid suggestions or arguments of ethics, granted I would probably find this funny sometimes but now is not one of those times.
Sensible suggestions please people.
17 minutes ago · Delete

Graeme Wilkinson What about a nice steak and kidney pie?
16 minutes ago · Delete


Wanna know the best bit? That's my former youth leader right there, well gee thanks for your sensitivity.

Things I have learned since friday

1. That skirt mam bought me for Christmas is way shorter than I thought it was, that explains the woman who screamed "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF", why I always get a seat on the bus when I wear it, why creepy blokes think they can talk to me and why the two women who were sat outside The Dog on friday whistled. This does not mean I won't be wearing it again, it does mean that I'm going to start making sure my perfume is at the top of my handbag to spray at people. Just because I'm wearing a short skirt does not mean you have the right to touch me.

2. You'd be suprised how quickly I can forget how much those shoes hurt my feet.

3. My Pikachu modeded bag worked out better than I thought.

4. I need to carry safety pins on my person.

5. A good friend will take away her drunk friend's drink when said drunk friend asks her to, however drinking it is not a good idea...Especially when the friend finds herself dancing manicly to The Cure and Boney M

6. Bloodmyer makes me feel old sometimes...Lol

7. My head is the same size as Kev's is

8. I hate EBM more than I thought I did

9. TV can give people a false sense of grandiour, am I just weird of would anybody else not buy a T-Shirt that's only decoration is the name of a guy whose only "famous" because he was on Snog, Marry, Avoid, written in day glow yellow on it?

10. Triggsy is not trying to avoid me, she's just being weird. After months of saying she'll come out with me and the changing her mind as I'm leaving the house, the third week that I don't bother she jumps me in Legends and nearly hugs me to death. THANK THE GODS FOR POOR LIGHTING SO NOBODY COULD SEE THE LOOK OF AWKWARD ON MY FACE!

11. I can kiss Kev quite publicly in the middle of a pizza shop and people will still accuse me of being a Lesbian based on the length of my hair...FML

12. Drink still makes me say stupid things

13. Wakeing up at 2am chokeing because I stopped breathing for a second is not nice

14. I no longer have to say "I want a hug" out loud...Kev reads minds now :D

15. That album isn't really quiet, my ears were just blocked from me having cold... That explains why the Washington pensioner crew massive kept giving me funny looks on the bus...They heard every word of... "This Shit Will Fuck you up"

9b. I'm considering reporting an old friend for spamming people on Facebook :( Years ago I went on a youth group visit somewhere and nobody would talk to him exept me and my friend Finn because he was a magician and everyone thought it was nerdy. He was on X-Factor two years ago and now all he ever sends me is messages telling me to tell my friends to join his fan group (which he set up himself), I told him the other day that my friends would consider that spamming and he said he'd stop... I got a text message at 3am this morning from Facebook that informed me I had an unread inbox message...It said "Hey, do me a favour tell your friends to join my kick ass group!"... I couldn't get back to sleep and spent all morning chokeing because my throught is still sore :(