FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Dec. 9th, 2009 12:08 amCross posted to Fake Women
I am a fake woman because:
When I shop I see something I like, look for my size, try it on, if it fits I buy it and walk back out again within ten minutes (give or take a few depending on the queue size) rather than faffing about the colour etc.
The last time I was in a room full of all women I wanted to murder them all with shattered pieces of their wine glasses.
Which reminds me, I drink dark ales over wine (I like wine sometimes though).
The only two sports I was ever any good at at school were cricket and rugby.
Netball and tennis made me want to kill babies.
I want to slap girls whose greatest aim in life is to be a "Footballer's wife"
I would rather have cats than children.
I left the house this morning covered in cat hair and I didn't care that it looked a mess I couldn't be bothered to spend half an hour brushing it off.
I don't make the bed unless I have company.
I don't tidy in general unless someone happens to be coming over.
I have chipped nail varnish.
Most of my friends are male.
I like Sci Fi.
I'd rather watch a horror film than a romance (nothing says I love you like a bleeding heart!).
By horror I do not mean Twilight.
I fail to see the attraction with Robbert "my face looks like a foot" Pattinson.
I stopped hating my own body several years ago.
I have "Childfree community" open on the other page.
I browse 4chan (there are no women on the internet!)
I play Shaiya and though I play a female character I tend to pretend I'm male on the forums to save crazy.
People on forums where I don't actively pretend to be male keep refering to me as "he".
I live in my jeans.
I shaved my hair off in March.
I have a folder full of Edwardian Pornography on my laptop (it's for an art project, but it's still there so I guess it counts).
I would really love to be able to grow a goatie :(
I have a Betty Lipstick Calender.
I am a real woman because:
I am a fashion student.
I like to cook.
I wear make-up in some form almost every day (I had a moment of crazy last week and shaved my eyebrows off, now I have to pencil them back in).
I love shoes.
I want to be a Gil Elvegreen Pin-Up (The girl with the polar bear rug to be specific).
I care about animals.
The colour pink is growing on me.
I like to wear a tiara.
Cute things amuse me.
I am a fake woman because:
When I shop I see something I like, look for my size, try it on, if it fits I buy it and walk back out again within ten minutes (give or take a few depending on the queue size) rather than faffing about the colour etc.
The last time I was in a room full of all women I wanted to murder them all with shattered pieces of their wine glasses.
Which reminds me, I drink dark ales over wine (I like wine sometimes though).
The only two sports I was ever any good at at school were cricket and rugby.
Netball and tennis made me want to kill babies.
I want to slap girls whose greatest aim in life is to be a "Footballer's wife"
I would rather have cats than children.
I left the house this morning covered in cat hair and I didn't care that it looked a mess I couldn't be bothered to spend half an hour brushing it off.
I don't make the bed unless I have company.
I don't tidy in general unless someone happens to be coming over.
I have chipped nail varnish.
Most of my friends are male.
I like Sci Fi.
I'd rather watch a horror film than a romance (nothing says I love you like a bleeding heart!).
By horror I do not mean Twilight.
I fail to see the attraction with Robbert "my face looks like a foot" Pattinson.
I stopped hating my own body several years ago.
I have "Childfree community" open on the other page.
I browse 4chan (there are no women on the internet!)
I play Shaiya and though I play a female character I tend to pretend I'm male on the forums to save crazy.
People on forums where I don't actively pretend to be male keep refering to me as "he".
I live in my jeans.
I shaved my hair off in March.
I have a folder full of Edwardian Pornography on my laptop (it's for an art project, but it's still there so I guess it counts).
I would really love to be able to grow a goatie :(
I have a Betty Lipstick Calender.
I am a real woman because:
I am a fashion student.
I like to cook.
I wear make-up in some form almost every day (I had a moment of crazy last week and shaved my eyebrows off, now I have to pencil them back in).
I love shoes.
I want to be a Gil Elvegreen Pin-Up (The girl with the polar bear rug to be specific).
I care about animals.
The colour pink is growing on me.
I like to wear a tiara.
Cute things amuse me.