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Ok so I guess I probably look a little late on this one, it's not that. Seriously I've wanted to shake her violently ever since I first heard "I kissed a girl", but I contained my rantyness...

I just saw her interviewed again and the urge to rant HAS TAKEN OVER!

Seriously, part of me hopes that she really does have NO BRAIN INSIDE THAT LITTLE HEAD OF HERS but part of me thinks she's one of those annoyingly clever people who act like an airhead because it means people will buy her music.

I HATEHATEHATE her "music", no it's not because it's unbearable pop trash it's her lyrics. "I kissed a girl" for example drives me up the wall!

"I got so brave, drink in hand" Well done, second line and allready promoting alcahol as a tool of bravery.

"I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it" Ok so drink aside, what are you doing kissing girls if you have a boyfriend? If you kissed another guy and blamed it on drink people would be calling you a skank right now, but you kissed a girl so you can boast...Way to go Katy! Way to go for promoting a stereotype that causes actual bisexual women to be stereotyped as being "easy" or unable to commit to one person at a time.

"No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter" SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!

"You're my experimental game, just human nature" Human nature to use people? Well I gotta say I must be a martian then because I've never had the urge to use people.

"It's not what good girls do" Rar! Scary evil Lesbians...Did equality just leap back a few decades there?

"It ain't no big deal, it's innocent" Dude, make your mind up weather this was good idea or not...And do it with a less irritating tune please.

I also take HUUUUUUGE exeption at bits of Hot and Cold, though not quite as much as "I kissed a girl" which as you can tell makes me RAAAAAAAAGE!

"You change your mind like a girl changes clothes" So he doesnt change his mind uless he's leaving the house? Wow... (Yeah I mooch around in my jammies unless I'm going out...Heh...Scruff...Moi?)

Aaaaaand don't even get me started on "UR SO GAY", fabulous lets just use Gay as a negative again shall we? And while we're at it, talk in text speak...*sigh*

"i hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to mozart" Charming dear...

"You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars" This is a problem why?

"You need SPF 45 just to stay alive" Because getting skin cancer is so macho??? Hang on, SPF 45 and Motzart...Is your boyfriend a Vampire???

"I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than..." I assume she realised that he doesn't wear more make-up than her...I know Drag Queens that wear less.

"You pull em' down and there's really nothing there" Well unless all the Gay guys I know are liars than this guy is not Gay...

I think I might make myself a "I hate Katy Perry" cape to wear over my Elvira dress for Pride this year...Or better still! "I kissed Katy Perry...AND DIED!"
Over dramatic y/n ?

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P.S. The Camp Vamps version of "I kissed a Girl" is a complete piss take and so much better, wish they'd put it on youtube...