Steampunk Fail (warning, bitchy post)

I useually stay out of this kind of thing but they came looking for me!
Someone on the ever lulzy Vampire Freaks invited me to join the cult "Steam-Punkers", I've been avoiding Steam Punk since it became trendy because it brought out all the pervs and crazies, but the godawful photo on the invite pretty much forced me to click:

( WARNING: EYE SEARINGLY PAINFUL TO LOOK AT! )