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Pick up lines really suck.
I only really have a worst one to add here.
Some crazy guy a few years ago came running up to me yelling "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT PENGUIN" I attempted to shuffle away only to hear him say "I was only trying to break the ice!"
Go die please...In a fire...
I don't think I ever did another youth conference after that.